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^ Spamming is bad, young grasshopper
Is absolutely awesome because I can't tell you how awesome he is. I use awesome too much
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^ I actually do know how to sail.
Is rad because he's...rad.
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wooooww this is random.
Blue, if you must know
honestly the strangest thread i have seen so far buuuut blue
never thought i'd see a topic this random! Mine is blue and white Lol
I like how one of the most random threads gets all the posts
. I have an orange and white one, guess I'm unique.
I'll take all these as compliments!
My new one is blue and white.
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Is awesome because he likes Gary! I think..
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Is cooler than Squidward?
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Is much cooler than Spongebob, and that's saying a lot
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I think I'm right in saying that there isn't a joke thread, correct me if I'm wrong.
So post your jokes here!!
I have a few pretty random ones to start off with
"A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck."
"What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin."
"Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative." - lol, Bill Bailey
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance."
They are called anti-jokes by the way lol
A duck walked into a pub and hopped up on a seat at the bar.
The bartender asked him "what'll you have mate?"
And the duck doesnt say anything because its a duck
fail, Joe
This one's long..
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question.
"If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?"
After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet."
They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her.
Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her.
Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun."
The people from NASA replied, "why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?"
The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!"
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Tell me, is crazy something positive?
Is a Kooky Kiwi.
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^ Mac and Cheese with pineapple
Is a kool kiwi (because I'm cheesy like that)!
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Is a very good e-husband xD
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^ Is awesome!
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She already has a Twitter account that her fans can follow her on.
As for her Facebook and email, you probably don't have the right ones (sorry), and we're supposed to respect her privacy on here..
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^ I'm going to college there this fall! So flippin' excited
Is a very lovely girl *hugs back*
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Is a nice girl who never seems to get upset with anyone.
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Whut, this confuses me.
Looking great as all ways. Your hair is so rad
Thank you! I basically said I would post a picture of my leg, but it would be odd so I wouldn't in the end...do you understand?
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Sitting here singing to LIGHTS and wishing I didn't leave my guitar in PA
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Well, I have put my video of me singing Feed the Birds from Mary Poppins on YouTube...view it if you like, you can find it
. Feedback's welcome!That was amazing! You should really post more videos of your singing voice
So, here is a really short video of me talking about...dust particles -.- I had no idea what to say. Blah.
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Youth of the Nation - P.O.D.
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Hahahahahaha
Your out of luck, I hate most pictures of me. When I find another one I find acceptable I'll put it up just for you!
In the mean time, here is a photo of my leg
Nice leg, Joey. I'd post a picture of mine, but then again, I wouldn't xD oh, and I like your shoes too haha.
Ignore the weird patches of light
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lol "cleaver" xD
Emma Watson magically appears at the bottom of the hill and Joe leaves Sammy to wed her hill.
MIIINE
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Must Have Done Something Right in my pants
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I throw something distracting and shiny at the bottom of the hill (and you go get it).
My hill.
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^ Haha, yeah. I had a dumb moment xD
Avril icons with the "Goodbye" lyrics on them. I skipped a few words though. I guess it can be used as a sig.
In case the words aren't clear...
First; Goodbye sunshine, Second; I have to go, Third; But always know that I love you so.
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Sorry, just read that and I sound like a total twat. Sorry
I actually thought it was funny! Don't worry about it haha.
Some of me
These pictures make me want to give you a hug xD you're so cute.
you're so cute!!
some pictures of me and my church group:
me, my friend tre and travis leading worship. ( i'm the one with the short brown hair in the dress and flipflops!)
from last night ( i'm the girl in the yellow)
How I miss doing these kind of things...looking pretty, Ashley
This is me in Iraq in '07. Yea, back in the day.
And me a couple months ago...
I remember the first one! Still looking good
Say Something Positive About The Person Above You!
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Is awesome because he googles what time it is where I'm staying