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  1. Some say that he sleeps inside out, and that he once had full sex with Russell Brand's answering machine.

    1. Mr. Pumpkinhead

      Mr. Pumpkinhead

      out of curiosity.... what's half sex? =/

    2. Mr. Pumpkinhead

      Mr. Pumpkinhead

      out of curiosity.... what's half sex? =/

    3. Tomâ„¢

      Tomâ„¢

      I'm not prepared to go into details

  2. Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish delight

  3. Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves.

  4. Some say he isn't machine washable, and all his potted plants are called Steve

  5. Everyone at work used to wear a cross when I was a sniper

  6. 15th March, RIP MSN

    1. Mr. Pumpkinhead

      Mr. Pumpkinhead

      Beware the ides of March! =O

  7. Happy Birthday!!!!!!!! ^_^ ^_^

  8. Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.

  9. Only 359 Sleeps till Christmas!!

  10. Rofl, Happy New Year :P

  11. "This product was tested on animals, it didn't fit" - Label in my t-shirt

  12. :o JON, Happy New Year to you too! hope you had a Christmas! I will, Ireland isn't in Great Britain :P and to be honest with you I never use my MSN email lol
  13. Just seen your avatar and sig!! jsjsjsjsjsjsjs merry christmas ^_^

  14. Bit late probably but Happy Birthday!

  15. v I'm one of them :D

  16. Needs friends

    1. Tomâ„¢

      Tomâ„¢

      Yeah but that's different

    2. Jade

      Jade

      No it's not, I survive. -_-

    3. Tomâ„¢

      Tomâ„¢

      Aw, well I guess I am lucky to have you lot :D

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  17. SPRUNT vb. To run after girls among the haystacks at night.

  18. lol indeed, you ok?

  19. Tomorrow night maybe

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