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#1 Maestro

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 08:57 PM

Hello there citizen!

Do you know who I am? I'm Maestro, Darth Maestro, Lord Maestro, I can kill you with a single thought, with the power of the Force, which is strong with in me, although I could kill you with a tray if I so wish, because I would hack at your neck with the thin bit until the blood flows on this forums floor...

Wait...what was I saying?

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Oh right, I'm sorry, I get distracted really easi....OOOH A BIRDY!

So, ah yes, a topic! I was thinking about a topic! So, here's the thing

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As your current ruler of the world in the making I was wondering that if you could beat me at TAKING OVER THE WORLD! How you would accomplish this. Just out of interest of course...not that I want to try and stop you are anything...no sir! I mean, I totally wouldn't steal your ideas or anything...

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So, post your ideas how you would take over the world...and what you would do with it once you have taken over the world...all in good fun of course...as I said...I totally wouldn't steal your ideas


OOOH! A puppy!

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#2 Will

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 02:10 AM

I just need an otter and a clown, or an otter dressed as clown, or just a panda bear, to take over the world.

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Besides, cats and dogs are too mainstream.

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And you can't say no to Panda.

I don't really understand this thread.


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Posted 29 February 2012 - 03:53 PM

:ph34r:

Pffff.....panda! My plan much better !

While my friend Kung Fu Jedi Bear distracts everyone.....

My link

...I will upload THIS onto every computer worldwide :P (and tv too....and tablet....and smartphone....)

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That is, once I learn how to actually make the stupid text scroll through from left to right....B)

And then....:rolleyes:

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 09:26 PM

1. Become a Reality TV star.
2. Use your newfound fame to plug your brand of soft drink laced with mind control drugs.
3. ???
4. PROFIT

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Posted 08 March 2012 - 11:08 PM

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#6 Maestro

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Posted 08 March 2012 - 11:31 PM

I just need an otter and a clown, or an otter dressed as clown, or just a panda bear, to take over the world.

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Besides, cats and dogs are too mainstream.

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And you can't say no to Panda.

I don't really understand this thread.


It's for fun! But how would the Otterclown be helping you take over the world?

:ph34r:

Pffff.....panda! My plan much better !

While my friend Kung Fu Jedi Bear distracts everyone.....

My link

...I will upload THIS onto every computer worldwide :P (and tv too....and tablet....and smartphone....)

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That is, once I learn how to actually make the stupid text scroll through from left to right....B)

And then....:rolleyes:


The text must scroll otherwise you won't make any chance against my amazing GIFs!

*can't find the gifs he's looking for*

Ha no matter! The power of my GIFs is so strong I don't need to post them!


1. Become a Reality TV star.
2. Use your newfound fame to plug your brand of soft drink laced with mind control drugs.
3. ???
4. PROFIT


Brilliant! I will steal this and add it my collection. I will allow you a quick death when I have taken over the world!

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That did not work TomTrademarked. Aside from that! I'm impervious for the hypnotoad! I bought my glasses from Dr. Insano!

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#7 Dax

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 07:56 PM

I'm just going to dance. People will scream "what's going on?" and fall under the thrall of the dance. Soon everyone shall dance, and they shall tire...And that is when I strike.

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 08:02 PM

:o :o TRY AGAIN!!


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#9 Maestro

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 08:23 PM

I'm just going to dance. People will scream "what's going on?" and fall under the thrall of the dance. Soon everyone shall dance, and they shall tire...And that is when I strike.


So, apart from stealing your plan from a LMFAO video you do realize that dancing will also tire you out right? No matter! Because when you are tired it makes it that easier for me to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

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#10 Dax

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 08:30 PM

woah man, once you get into the groove, you never get tired <(I_I<) (>I_I)>, just like a robot.

#11 Maestro

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 08:33 PM

Hmmm, good point...but then how will your subjects get tired?

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 08:58 PM

I think the only real way to control the world is by gaining control of Facebook, YouTube, Tumblr, and Twitter all at the same time. Then you can post all your plans and get people to do anything you want!

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 09:04 PM

*starts dancing*


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Posted 09 March 2012 - 09:20 PM

Hmmm, good point...but then how will your subjects get tired?

Relentless degradation through perfected moves, for you see in the world of master dancers...THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!

*starts dancing*


heyyyy whats goin on???

It has begun...

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 11:21 PM

I could kill you with a tray if I so wish, because I would hack at your neck with the thin bit until the blood flows on this forums floor...

Oh, I just got that.

Took me long enough.
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Posted 25 March 2012 - 10:00 PM

to take over the world all i need is a high ranking FSB agent under my control, get some russian security codes, get Putin killed, get the russian nukes.....


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Posted 25 March 2012 - 10:02 PM

How terribly cliché my darling, please that is so kindergarten evil genius.

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