Maestro Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Hello there citizen! Do you know who I am? I'm Maestro, Darth Maestro, Lord Maestro, I can kill you with a single thought, with the power of the Force, which is strong with in me, although I could kill you with a tray if I so wish, because I would hack at your neck with the thin bit until the blood flows on this forums floor... Wait...what was I saying? *looks at script Oh right, I'm sorry, I get distracted really easi....OOOH A BIRDY! So, ah yes, a topic! I was thinking about a topic! So, here's the thing http://home.planet.nl/~schwa079/thingrs.gif As your current ruler of the world in the making I was wondering that if you could beat me at TAKING OVER THE WORLD! How you would accomplish this. Just out of interest of course...not that I want to try and stop you are anything...no sir! I mean, I totally wouldn't steal your ideas or anything... http://critteristic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/josie-cat.jpg So, post your ideas how you would take over the world...and what you would do with it once you have taken over the world...all in good fun of course...as I said...I totally wouldn't steal your ideas OOOH! A puppy! http://cdn2.mixrmedia.com/wp-uploads/girlybubble/blog/2011/06/113.jpg Link to post Share on other sites
Will Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 I just need an otter and a clown, or an otter dressed as clown, or just a panda bear, to take over the world. Besides, cats and dogs are too mainstream. And . I don't really understand this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
130671 Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Pffff.....panda! My plan much better ! While my friend Kung Fu Jedi Bear distracts everyone..... My link ...I will upload THIS onto every computer worldwide (and tv too....and tablet....and smartphone....) That is, once I learn how to actually make the stupid text scroll through from left to right.... And then.... Link to post Share on other sites
Data Vampire Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 1. Become a Reality TV star.2. Use your newfound fame to plug your brand of soft drink laced with mind control drugs.3. ???4. PROFIT Link to post Share on other sites
Maestro Posted March 8, 2012 Author Share Posted March 8, 2012 I just need an otter and a clown, or an otter dressed as clown, or just a panda bear, to take over the world. http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2635/3736352562_ebcf2c581c.jpg Besides, cats and dogs are too mainstream. http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyr8m4fGcO1qdztzqo1_500.gif And . I don't really understand this thread. It's for fun! But how would the Otterclown be helping you take over the world? Pffff.....panda! My plan much better ! While my friend Kung Fu Jedi Bear distracts everyone..... My link ...I will upload THIS onto every computer worldwide (and tv too....and tablet....and smartphone....) http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j349/130671/Ewlol.jpg That is, once I learn how to actually make the stupid text scroll through from left to right.... And then.... The text must scroll otherwise you won't make any chance against my amazing GIFs! *can't find the gifs he's looking for* Ha no matter! The power of my GIFs is so strong I don't need to post them! 1. Become a Reality TV star.2. Use your newfound fame to plug your brand of soft drink laced with mind control drugs.3. ???4. PROFIT Brilliant! I will steal this and add it my collection. I will allow you a quick death when I have taken over the world! http://gifs.gifbin.com/1232904062_hypno%20toad.gif That did not work TomTrademarked. Aside from that! I'm impervious for the hypnotoad! I bought my glasses from Dr. Insano! http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1005/for-science-dr-insano-doctor-nostalgia-critic-that-guy-with-demotivational-poster-1274272750.jpg Link to post Share on other sites
Dax Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 I'm just going to dance. People will scream "what's going on?" and fall under the thrall of the dance. Soon everyone shall dance, and they shall tire...And that is when I strike. Link to post Share on other sites
Tomâ„¢ Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 :o TRY AGAIN!! Link to post Share on other sites
Maestro Posted March 9, 2012 Author Share Posted March 9, 2012 I'm just going to dance. People will scream "what's going on?" and fall under the thrall of the dance. Soon everyone shall dance, and they shall tire...And that is when I strike. So, apart from stealing your plan from a LMFAO video you do realize that dancing will also tire you out right? No matter! Because when you are tired it makes it that easier for me to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8u7px_GzWQ Link to post Share on other sites
Dax Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 woah man, once you get into the groove, you never get tired <(I_I<) (>I_I)>, just like a robot. Link to post Share on other sites
Maestro Posted March 9, 2012 Author Share Posted March 9, 2012 Hmmm, good point...but then how will your subjects get tired? Link to post Share on other sites
Arie Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 I think the only real way to control the world is by gaining control of Facebook, YouTube, Tumblr, and Twitter all at the same time. Then you can post all your plans and get people to do anything you want! Link to post Share on other sites
i love emma Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 *starts dancing* heyyyy whats goin on??? Link to post Share on other sites
Dax Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Hmmm, good point...but then how will your subjects get tired?Relentless degradation through perfected moves, for you see in the world of master dancers...THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!! *starts dancing* heyyyy whats goin on???It has begun... Link to post Share on other sites
Antares Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 I could kill you with a tray if I so wish, because I would hack at your neck with the thin bit until the blood flows on this forums floor...Oh, I just got that. Took me long enough. Link to post Share on other sites
Comrade Chris Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 to take over the world all i need is a high ranking FSB agent under my control, get some russian security codes, get Putin killed, get the russian nukes..... Link to post Share on other sites
Maestro Posted March 25, 2012 Author Share Posted March 25, 2012 How terribly cliché my darling, please that is so kindergarten evil genius. Link to post Share on other sites
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