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Hello there citizen!

 

Do you know who I am? I'm Maestro, Darth Maestro, Lord Maestro, I can kill you with a single thought, with the power of the Force, which is strong with in me, although I could kill you with a tray if I so wish, because I would hack at your neck with the thin bit until the blood flows on this forums floor...

 

Wait...what was I saying?

 

*looks at script

 

Oh right, I'm sorry, I get distracted really easi....OOOH A BIRDY!

 

So, ah yes, a topic! I was thinking about a topic! So, here's the thing

 

http://home.planet.nl/~schwa079/thingrs.gif

 

As your current ruler of the world in the making I was wondering that if you could beat me at TAKING OVER THE WORLD! How you would accomplish this. Just out of interest of course...not that I want to try and stop you are anything...no sir! I mean, I totally wouldn't steal your ideas or anything...

 

http://critteristic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/josie-cat.jpg

 

So, post your ideas how you would take over the world...and what you would do with it once you have taken over the world...all in good fun of course...as I said...I totally wouldn't steal your ideas

 

 

OOOH! A puppy!

 

http://cdn2.mixrmedia.com/wp-uploads/girlybubble/blog/2011/06/113.jpg

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I just need an otter and a clown, or an otter dressed as clown, or just a panda bear, to take over the world.

 

 

Besides, cats and dogs are too mainstream.

 

 

And

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I don't really understand this thread.

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:ph34r:

 

Pffff.....panda! My plan much better !

 

While my friend Kung Fu Jedi Bear distracts everyone.....

 

My link

 

...I will upload THIS onto every computer worldwide :P (and tv too....and tablet....and smartphone....)

 

 

 

That is, once I learn how to actually make the stupid text scroll through from left to right....B)

 

And then....:rolleyes:

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I just need an otter and a clown, or an otter dressed as clown, or just a panda bear, to take over the world.

 

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2635/3736352562_ebcf2c581c.jpg

 

Besides, cats and dogs are too mainstream.

 

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyr8m4fGcO1qdztzqo1_500.gif

 

And

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I don't really understand this thread.

 

It's for fun! But how would the Otterclown be helping you take over the world?

 

:ph34r:

 

Pffff.....panda! My plan much better !

 

While my friend Kung Fu Jedi Bear distracts everyone.....

 

My link

 

...I will upload THIS onto every computer worldwide :P (and tv too....and tablet....and smartphone....)

 

http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j349/130671/Ewlol.jpg

 

 

That is, once I learn how to actually make the stupid text scroll through from left to right....B)

 

And then....:rolleyes:

 

The text must scroll otherwise you won't make any chance against my amazing GIFs!

 

*can't find the gifs he's looking for*

 

Ha no matter! The power of my GIFs is so strong I don't need to post them!

 

 

1. Become a Reality TV star.

2. Use your newfound fame to plug your brand of soft drink laced with mind control drugs.

3. ???

4. PROFIT

 

Brilliant! I will steal this and add it my collection. I will allow you a quick death when I have taken over the world!

 

http://gifs.gifbin.com/1232904062_hypno%20toad.gif

 

That did not work TomTrademarked. Aside from that! I'm impervious for the hypnotoad! I bought my glasses from Dr. Insano!

 

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1005/for-science-dr-insano-doctor-nostalgia-critic-that-guy-with-demotivational-poster-1274272750.jpg

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I'm just going to dance. People will scream "what's going on?" and fall under the thrall of the dance. Soon everyone shall dance, and they shall tire...And that is when I strike.

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I'm just going to dance. People will scream "what's going on?" and fall under the thrall of the dance. Soon everyone shall dance, and they shall tire...And that is when I strike.

 

So, apart from stealing your plan from a LMFAO video you do realize that dancing will also tire you out right? No matter! Because when you are tired it makes it that easier for me to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8u7px_GzWQ

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woah man, once you get into the groove, you never get tired <(I_I<) (>I_I)>, just like a robot.

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I think the only real way to control the world is by gaining control of Facebook, YouTube, Tumblr, and Twitter all at the same time. Then you can post all your plans and get people to do anything you want!

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Hmmm, good point...but then how will your subjects get tired?

Relentless degradation through perfected moves, for you see in the world of master dancers...THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!

 

*starts dancing*

 

 

heyyyy whats goin on???

It has begun...

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I could kill you with a tray if I so wish, because I would hack at your neck with the thin bit until the blood flows on this forums floor...

Oh, I just got that.

 

Took me long enough.

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