Mr. Pumpkinhead Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 "Have it your way ---- fat ass" Link to post Share on other sites
Maestro Posted September 6, 2012 Author Share Posted September 6, 2012 New! Not-sure-which-part-of-the-cow-this-burger-is-burger! Link to post Share on other sites
Arie Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 "Eat here or you will probably die tomorrow" "If you want to have heart problems, come on over!" Link to post Share on other sites
Tomâ„¢ Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 "Eat more, move less" Link to post Share on other sites
Maestro Posted September 7, 2012 Author Share Posted September 7, 2012 A thousand points to Tom...and I wouldn't be surprised of McDonalds changes their slogan to Nom nom nom nom. *grabs another piece of paper from the hat* "The good news and the bad news," Link to post Share on other sites
Tomâ„¢ Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Lol yeah "The good news is im alive! the bad news is, so are you" Link to post Share on other sites
Arie Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 "the good news is I'm pregnant, but the bad news is that I don't know who the father is." Link to post Share on other sites
Tomâ„¢ Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 "The good news is i just got a job at the World Health Organization , the bad news is thought i was auditioning for Dr Who" Link to post Share on other sites
Maestro Posted September 7, 2012 Author Share Posted September 7, 2012 The good news is, my new automatic scissor is working perfectly...the bad news....you might want to wear a hat for the next couple of weeks. Link to post Share on other sites
Maestro Posted September 10, 2012 Author Share Posted September 10, 2012 The bad news is...this round kind of died, the good news is...a thousand points to everyone and we get a new suggestion *shakes head and one suggestion falls on the floor. *gets under desk and picks up suggestion. Names that will get you prank calls on a daily basis Link to post Share on other sites
Tomâ„¢ Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 David Cameron Link to post Share on other sites
Maestro Posted September 10, 2012 Author Share Posted September 10, 2012 Lol...took a me a while to figure that one out... Yay politics... Link to post Share on other sites
Tomâ„¢ Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 (edited) rofl Seymour Butz Edited September 10, 2012 by Tomâ„¢ Link to post Share on other sites
Sgt Harbinger Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 (In Lieutenant Dan's voice) "Jennay" Link to post Share on other sites
Maestro Posted August 24, 2017 Author Share Posted August 24, 2017 *dusts hat off, pulls a piece of paper out. "Things you can say about your lunch, but not your girlfriend" Link to post Share on other sites
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