Maestro Posted September 3, 2012 Author Share Posted September 3, 2012 A 1000 points to Arie! *grabs another piece of paper out of the hat. Things you can say about your bike but not your girlfriend. Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Pumpkinhead Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 I decided it needed a new chain. Link to post Share on other sites
Maestro Posted September 3, 2012 Author Share Posted September 3, 2012 "You have to make sure you inflate them enough so they become hard," Link to post Share on other sites
Arie Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Yay points for me!!! ----- "let's see how fast you can go" Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Pumpkinhead Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 YAY! Good job Arie! *highfives* .... "Sure kid, you can ride it. Just wipe it down when you're done." Link to post Share on other sites
Tomâ„¢ Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 "The faster you ride it, the more chance of being splashed through the puddles" Link to post Share on other sites
Maestro Posted September 3, 2012 Author Share Posted September 3, 2012 I know it's second hand but it's still really good. Link to post Share on other sites
Tomâ„¢ Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Ridable on any terrain Link to post Share on other sites
Maestro Posted September 3, 2012 Author Share Posted September 3, 2012 Okay okay! Well done...a thousand points to everyone. If you are keeping the score at home...just don't... *grabs another piece of paper from the hat* "Alternative titles of famous block buster movies," Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Pumpkinhead Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 When Harry Met Sally Alt. title: When Sally Met Harry Lost in Translation Alt. title: ТрудноÑти перевода Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Alt. title: The last temptation of Christ okay... I'm not doing so well with this one.. this is tough.. so I'll leave it to the experts from here on. Link to post Share on other sites
Maestro Posted September 4, 2012 Author Share Posted September 4, 2012 Spice world Alt: What kind of spice were they using?! Link to post Share on other sites
Tomâ„¢ Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Indiana Jones Alt: Ah bouncing rocks Harry Potter Alt: Ginger kid with friends have adventures Link to post Share on other sites
Arie Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Jon, amazing Lost in Translation!! One of my favorite things to do when I go to Israel is look at the billboards for movies. For some reason the movie title translations are just hilarious. Keep in mind these are also transliterated back into English. I just think they are great! "Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs"Translation- Felafel Rain "She's the Man"Translation- She's Got Balls "Knocked Up"Translation- The Date that Screwed Me "The Hangover"Translation- Before the Wedding We Stop in Vegas "The Hangover 2"Translation- Before the Wedding We Stop in Bangkok "Puss in Boots"Translation- The Cat From Shrek "Superbad"Translation- Super Horny Link to post Share on other sites
Tomâ„¢ Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Every pointless remake, sequel or prequel Alt: We can con another few million dollars out of you Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Pumpkinhead Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 ROFL over "The Cat From Shrek" idk because the others were so funny too, but that one really got me. Haha Tom! So true, So true. "Like Water for Chocolate" AND "Water for Elephants" For years I called both books/movies... alt translation: "Like Chocolate for Elephants" for some reason I always combined the two. >.< Link to post Share on other sites
Tomâ„¢ Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 The Matrix Alt: Slow motion 1.0 Link to post Share on other sites
Maestro Posted September 5, 2012 Author Share Posted September 5, 2012 *grabs another piece of paper from the hat "Oh boy...titles for Maestro's autobiography..." Link to post Share on other sites
Tomâ„¢ Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 "The man with the gun that never fires and his cat" Link to post Share on other sites
Arie Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 "The Day I Became Master of the Universe" Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Pumpkinhead Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Forumcat: The legend behind the man OR Jedimindtricks to make you read my Autobiography Link to post Share on other sites
Tomâ„¢ Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 "Stephen Fry approved" Link to post Share on other sites
Maestro Posted September 6, 2012 Author Share Posted September 6, 2012 "Stephen Fry approved" Oh how I wish Okay, enough of this nonsense, time for another suggestion. *grabs another piece of paper from the hat* "Worlds worst slogans for a fast food brand," Link to post Share on other sites
Tomâ„¢ Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 haha "om nom nom nom...McDonalds" Link to post Share on other sites
Maestro Posted September 6, 2012 Author Share Posted September 6, 2012 haha "om nom nom nom...McDonalds" I said worst slogans Link to post Share on other sites
Tomâ„¢ Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Pffff "We suck...McDonalds" bettter? Link to post Share on other sites
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