WHUFC Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 I reckon we'd be lucky if we were just outcasted from society, we'd probably be tackled to the floor by some armed men and dragged into the back of a van..Then sent to prison, repeatedly shanked, then we die. Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Carinthia Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 shanked I love your posts; a good possibility to brush up my "urban slang" vocabulary Link to post Share on other sites
Emma_Rules Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 um, i think that crazy north korean buffoon kim jong ill un fatboy wants some cake. Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Carinthia Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 (edited) um, i think that crazy north korean buffoon kim jong ill un fatboy wants some cake. Yup, I have some recipes in mind for that..... with some typical carinthian herbs, making every dictator very, very quiet..... Edited April 11, 2013 by Jonny Carinthia Link to post Share on other sites
WHUFC Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 I'd think we'd have a better chance of kicking Kim Jon Un in the balls then having Emma accept the cake and not being sent to prison/ put on the sex offenders register. Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Carinthia Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 (edited) Interesting laws in Great Britian: getting on the sex (!) offenders list when making a cake for a girl...... Prisons in GB must be overcrowded....... Edited April 11, 2013 by Jonny Carinthia Link to post Share on other sites
Sacred_Path Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 I'd think we'd have a better chance of kicking Kim Jon Un in the balls then having Emma accept the cake and not being sent to prison/ put on the sex offenders register. You must be thinking of warm apple pie. Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Carinthia Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 You must be thinking of warm apple pie. With vanilla-ice or wipped cream? Link to post Share on other sites
Sacred_Path Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 [enter ambiguous remark about whipped cream] Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Carinthia Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 If project "Emma-Cake" should go ahead, mind your thoughts...... Link to post Share on other sites
Sacred_Path Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 I didn't start this, you cake pervs. But along these lines, does the cake need to be 'personalized'? Like having writing on it or something? Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Carinthia Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 I didn't start this, you cake pervs. But along these lines, does the cake need to be 'personalized'? Like having writing on it or something? Sorry, but you had the idea with the cake in the third message of this threat. You even suggested which one it should be (Strawberry & Nutella), So........ It's your child, Sacred, no doubt! Link to post Share on other sites
Sacred_Path Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 I can live with that. Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Carinthia Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 I can live with that. I hope so; you will held the speech when we presenting her the cake....... Link to post Share on other sites
Sacred_Path Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 "I made u a caek but I eated it." [?] Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Carinthia Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 *sigh* I will write you a speech... and I will take care, that you will not eat the cake.... Link to post Share on other sites
Sacred_Path Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 I could read your fan fiction to her. That's bound to make some impression. Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Carinthia Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Of course; especially the chapters that no one knows yet. There is also a "Sachertorte" involved ....... Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Carinthia Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Well the story is now 320 pages long; there MUST be a cake in it..... Link to post Share on other sites
WHUFC Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Ok here's how this will probably go down: Idiots (us) make cakeGive cake to EmmaEmma freaks outAlerts the po-poWe get arrestedCourt day, we get 10+ years with no bail or paroleGo to prisonGet one banged by a ex-boxer Get shankedDieGet resurrected Repeat ad infinium Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Carinthia Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 (edited) Ok here's how this will probably go down: Idiots (us) make cakeGive cake to EmmaEmma freaks outAlerts the po-poWe get arrestedCourt day, we get 10+ years with no bail or paroleGo to prisonGet one banged by a ex-boxerGet shankedDieGet resurrectedRepeat ad infinium People with imagination have an idea Join together to make a gift to their idol Before something is done, they are asking if the gift is accepted by said Idol Upon approval, a appointment will be arranged People with imagination travel to London Buying ingredients Baking a cake in a kitchen of a friend Driving to agreed meeting point spending 20 unforgettable minutes with their ​​idol Having an unforgettable memory Laughing about those who have not believed them. Edited April 11, 2013 by Jonny Carinthia Link to post Share on other sites
Sacred_Path Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 so no resurrection? Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Carinthia Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 so no resurrection? well from my point of view one life is enough, definitly Link to post Share on other sites
Sacred_Path Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 welp, lack of affordable resurrection makes me much less adventurous. btw, how will we make our idol agree to meeting with us? Link to post Share on other sites
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