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#141 Jonny Carinthia

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:37 AM

*sigh* I will write you a speech... and I will take care, that you will not eat the cake....


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Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:38 AM

I could read your fan fiction to her. That's bound to make some impression. :doh:


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Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:42 AM

Of course; especially the chapters that no one knows yet. There is also a "Sachertorte" involved .......


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Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:43 AM

:0_0:


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#145 Jonny Carinthia

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:44 AM

:0_0:

 

Well the story is now 320 pages long; there MUST be a cake in it.....  :P


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Posted 11 April 2013 - 03:00 PM

Ok here's how this will probably go down:

Idiots (us) make cake
Give cake to Emma
Emma freaks out
Alerts the po-po
We get arrested
Court day, we get 10+ years with no bail or parole
Go to prison
Get one banged by a ex-boxer
Get shanked
Die
Get resurrected
Repeat ad infinium

I'M FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES,

PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR,

THEY FLY SO HIGH THEY REACH THE SKY,

AND LIKE MY DREAMS THEY FADE AND DIE,

FORTUNE'S ALWAYS HIDING,

I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE,

I'M FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES,

PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR!

UNTIED! *clapclapclap* UNITED! *clapclapclap*


#147 Jonny Carinthia

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 03:56 PM

Ok here's how this will probably go down:

Idiots (us) make cake
Give cake to Emma
Emma freaks out
Alerts the po-po
We get arrested
Court day, we get 10+ years with no bail or parole
Go to prison
Get one banged by a ex-boxer
Get shanked
Die
Get resurrected
Repeat ad infinium

 

 

People with imagination have an idea


Join together to make a gift to their idol


Before something is done, they are asking if the gift is accepted by said Idol


Upon approval, a appointment will be arranged


People with imagination travel to London


Buying ingredients


Baking a cake in a kitchen of a friend


Driving to agreed meeting point


spending 20 unforgettable minutes with their ​​idol


Having an unforgettable memory


Laughing about those who have not believed them.


Edited by Jonny Carinthia, 11 April 2013 - 03:57 PM.

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#148 Sacred_Path

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 04:44 PM

so no resurrection? :(


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#149 Jonny Carinthia

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 04:52 PM

so no resurrection? :(

 

well from my point of view one life is enough, definitly


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#150 Sacred_Path

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 04:55 PM

welp, lack of affordable resurrection makes me much less adventurous.

 

btw, how will we make our idol agree to meeting with us?


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Posted 11 April 2013 - 04:56 PM

People with imagination have an idea


Join together to make a gift to their idol


Before something is done, they are asking if the gift is accepted by said Idol


Upon approval, a appointment will be arranged


People with imagination travel to London


Buying ingredients


Baking a cake in a kitchen of a friend


Driving to agreed meeting point


spending 20 unforgettable minutes with their ​​idol


Having an unforgettable memory


Laughing about those who have not believed them.

come on believer, ask Jo. I can imagine the answer and if she is clever(im sure she is) she never let Emma approach you in 5 km. I hope Jo never tell to Emma nothing about you or the creepy thing you do  :happydance:  :excited:  :rofl:  :king:


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#152 Jonny Carinthia

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 05:03 PM

welp, lack of affordable resurrection makes me much less adventurous.

 

btw, how will we make our idol agree to meeting with us?

 

You say it right, Sacred, with US. It should be a group of 10-15 people, so no one (even our small-minded spanish friend) can have the imagination, that it is Jonny Carinthia alone who is planning such a thing. Of course Emma would never meet one fan alone without a reasonable background-story. But before anything "official" can be done, the group of fans must be found and presented.How to approach her, well, this is another question. You suggested to ask Jo (good idea), but Jonny is working on other ideas, too. I worked with a certain guy during my time at the bank, and this guy is now a very big player in the New York music-scene. I sent him a e-mail the other day. Let's see, what he will answer.


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#153 Sacred_Path

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 05:13 PM

Oh, Pietannia... :rolleye0012:


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#154 Jonny Carinthia

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 05:26 PM

 

Rule Pietannia, Pietannia rules the cake.......


Edited by Jonny Carinthia, 11 April 2013 - 05:28 PM.

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#155 Sacred_Path

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 05:31 PM

:yesyes:


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#156 WHUFC

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 06:10 PM

Am I the only one here who actually lives relatively close to her?

Ok I just noticed how this may work,

We come together to make the cake, we realise that we are nothing like we imagined and we all hate each other.
Make a half-assed cake that tastes like Hulk Hogans armpit hair.
Emma obliges, meets all 20 of us.
We meet, everyone is too beta to say anything, so we watch her eat the hulk hogan armpit hair cake in silence.
She looks hilariously uncomfortable.
Somebody films this, puts it on YouTube.
We get universally hated.
She feels slightly queasy, decides to press charges.
We get imprisoned.
Once again we get one banged and shanked like there's no tomorrow.
Die
Go to heaven
At the pearly gates
No entry
Sad

I'M FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES,

PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR,

THEY FLY SO HIGH THEY REACH THE SKY,

AND LIKE MY DREAMS THEY FADE AND DIE,

FORTUNE'S ALWAYS HIDING,

I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE,

I'M FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES,

PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR!

UNTIED! *clapclapclap* UNITED! *clapclapclap*


#157 Emma_Rules

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 06:27 PM

i sure hope you don't actually know what hulk/hollywood hogan's armpit tastes like. lol :tongue0020:  :yesyes:


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Posted 11 April 2013 - 07:41 PM

It's tastes like horse piss and dissappointment.

I'M FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES,

PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR,

THEY FLY SO HIGH THEY REACH THE SKY,

AND LIKE MY DREAMS THEY FADE AND DIE,

FORTUNE'S ALWAYS HIDING,

I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE,

I'M FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES,

PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR!

UNTIED! *clapclapclap* UNITED! *clapclapclap*


#159 Emma_Rules

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 08:01 PM

disappointment tastes like spoiled liver, actually. yuck! :tongue0020:  :rolleye0012:


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#160 WHUFC

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 08:40 PM

Why would you eat liver anyway?

I'M FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES,

PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR,

THEY FLY SO HIGH THEY REACH THE SKY,

AND LIKE MY DREAMS THEY FADE AND DIE,

FORTUNE'S ALWAYS HIDING,

I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE,

I'M FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES,

PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR!

UNTIED! *clapclapclap* UNITED! *clapclapclap*





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