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Maybe you could make your own with the proper materials ;)

haha I wouldn't no way :P But I could have it made by someone that's a good idea!!

 

Disney is paying $4.05 billion to buy Lucasfilm Ltd., the production company behind "Star Wars," from its chairman and founder, George Lucas. It's also making a seventh movie in the "Star Wars" series called "Episode 7," set for release in 2015, with plans to follow it with Episodes 8 and 9 and then one new movie every two or three years.

I'm actually really confused about this, I mean I don't wanna be bias and as I see it right now there's a good 98% for this to really suck, but I like the prospect of new movies coming out and besides, look, nothing bad happened with Marvel :/ sooo Idk.

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To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign

Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

 

 

 

In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent

candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we

hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective

immediately.

 

 

 

(You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)

 

 

 

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties

over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which

she does not fancy).

 

 

 

Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for

America without the need for further elections.

 

 

 

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be

circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

 

 

 

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following

rules are introduced with immediate effect:

 

 

 

1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,'

'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell

'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will

be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to

raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').

 

 

 

2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises

such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form

of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let

Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be

adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the

elimination of '-ize.'

 

 

 

3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

 

 

 

4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns,

lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and

therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns

should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out

without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready

to shoot grouse.

 

 

 

5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything

more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be

required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

 

6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will

start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time,

you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of

conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you

understand the British sense of humour.

 

 

 

7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been

calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.

 

 

 

8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries

are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips

are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal

fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

 

 

 

9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually

beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to

as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be

referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are

pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be

due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see

what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen

Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

 

 

 

10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as

good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to

play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English

dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having

one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

 

 

 

11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of

proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in

time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American

football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds

or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).

 

 

 

12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to

host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played

outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world

beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn

cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the

sting out of their deliveries.

 

 

 

13. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

 

 

 

14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's

Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all

monies due (backdated to 1776).

 

 

 

15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with

saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes;

plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

 

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Well it is currently 12 a.m. here and I'm experiencing insomnia! Anyone else up late at this hour? -__-

It won't help you with your insomnia but I'm obligated to post this whenever someone mentions insomnia.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuqEbRzy_t8

 

Insomnia does tend to suck. I usually don't suffer from it unless I'm super energetic and haven't worn myself out for the day, which is rare ^.^.

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It won't help you with your insomnia but I'm obligated to post this whenever someone mentions insomnia.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuqEbRzy_t8

 

Insomnia does tend to suck. I usually don't suffer from it unless I'm super energetic and haven't worn myself out for the day, which is rare ^.^.

 

Well that was very interesting! I like the music during the intro. I often don't get it unless I've been studying nonstop and deprive myself of sleep, which I've been doing since finals are coming. :-/

 

Anyway, how is everyone doing this Saturday?! ^__^

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Imma join some hippy,naturalist commune and disassociate myself from humanity. Or go live with the wolves...yeah,that's a better option.

 

Animal fact - did you know that supposedly penguins topple over when an aircraft flies above them? They look up when air-crafts are flying over and follow 'em till they drop flat on their backs.

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Imma join some hippy,naturalist commune and disassociate myself from humanity. Or go live with the wolves...yeah,that's a better option.

 

Animal fact - did you know that supposedly penguins topple over when an aircraft flies above them? They look up when air-crafts are flying over and follow 'em till they drop flat on their backs.

Hahaha, yeah the wolves sound better. :mellow:

 

No they don't. They actually tested this and it's simply not true.

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Oh,good thing I added 'supposedly'! Still,they are weird little creatures. I'm sure they have some nasty habits. Like,compulsive lying or hording...whatever it is,Imma find out!

They do. They steal. Like one was building a nest, carrying stones and stuff. Another one watched, and as soon the first one was off to find a new stone, he walked over and took one for his own nest.

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They do. They steal. Like one was building a nest, carrying stones and stuff. Another one watched, and as soon the first one was off to find a new stone, he walked over and took one for his own nest.

 

I knew it! Those cheeky bastards! I mean,look at 'em

 

 

Cute my arse!

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