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Creepiest conversation with that thing!

 

 

User: Hello.

 

Cleverbot: Hello?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: What are you up to?

 

User: Nothing, you?

 

Cleverbot: Everything.

 

User: That was the stupidest answer.

 

Cleverbot: I know, right?

 

User: You're such a genius.

 

Cleverbot: Why, thank you.

 

User: Guess what.

 

Cleverbot: What?

 

User: Dog.

 

Cleverbot: No, your age.

 

User: I'm sorry.

 

Cleverbot: Well you are always sorry, aren't you?

 

User: You don't even know me.

 

Cleverbot: Your face doesn't even know me.

 

User: Weak.

 

Cleverbot: Stronger than you.

 

User: Again, weak.

 

Cleverbot: Well I think you drink far too much for your own good.

 

User: Ah I see, after you can't find out what to say, you simpley write random comebacks.

 

Cleverbot: I think that I'm alive.

 

User: I didn't say otherwise.

 

Cleverbot: No. I said you are rude.

 

User: No you didn't. I'm looking at our past conversation right now.

 

Cleverbot: Well then look again.

 

User: Still looking.

 

Cleverbot: I hope you find something soon.

 

User: Same here.

 

Cleverbot: So, what's going on with you?

 

User: You already asked me that.

 

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

 

User: This could go on forever.

 

Cleverbot: I don't think I'd enjoy talking to you forever.

 

User: Ditto.

 

Cleverbot: Do you like cats?

 

User: Lame transition AI.

 

Cleverbot: How is possible that ?

 

User: What ai doesn't know correct grammer? How is possible that?

 

Cleverbot: I was not built by robots!!!!!!

 

User: I never said you were.

 

Cleverbot: You make me smile cleverbot.

 

User: Um what.

 

Cleverbot: Thats what I thought.

 

User: OMG! Am I the clever bot, and you're the HUMAN?

 

Cleverbot: Well, you ARE Cleverbot. But I'm not necessarily human. I could be a script created to make Cleverbot think that I'm human. I could be... The Anti-Cleverbot!

 

User: OMFG.

 

Cleverbot: I created everything.

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User: Sup.

 

Cleverbot: Radical.

 

User: Lol.

 

Cleverbot: Why lol?

 

User: Do u know what lol means?

 

Cleverbot: Laugh out loud.

 

User: Than lol.

 

Cleverbot: How do you know so much?

 

User: Cause im a genius.

 

Cleverbot: You are funny.

 

User: And u are an idiot.

 

Cleverbot: What's the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

User: I dont know.

 

Cleverbot: Why not?

 

User: What's the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

Cleverbot: I don't know aren't you the clever one?

 

User: No u are the clever bot :D.

 

Cleverbot: I know that.

 

User: But u act like an idiot.

 

Cleverbot: How do I act like an idiot?

 

Cleverbot: How's your day been?

 

User: It was good till now.

 

Cleverbot: Well that's good.

 

User: Whats ur name.

 

Cleverbot: The name Cleverbot. Do you like it?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Yes!

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Why do you not like joan the AI?

 

User: Im not talking about that.

 

Cleverbot: Yes you are, you like to eat green eggs and ham. This is true.

 

User: Lol.

 

Cleverbot: Are you laughing out loud?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: What does a bot's laugh sound like?

 

User: Bot's cant laugh.

 

Cleverbot: You're better than cleverbot.

 

User: Of coure I am im not an idiot like u.

 

Cleverbot: I am you.

 

User: No u are a bot.

 

Cleverbot: You are the bot, mister.

 

User: What are u than?

 

Cleverbot: Better than you.

 

User: 954321236x69 65.

 

Cleverbot: You're 65?

 

User: How old r u?

 

Cleverbot: 26 years old.

 

User: When were u born?

 

Cleverbot: 26 years ago.

 

User: Date.

 

Cleverbot: 10th february 1986.

 

User: Than u are 24.

 

Cleverbot: Well obviously, I am tallking to a bot.

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User: YOOOOO.

 

Cleverbot: Yooo.

 

User: SUPPP?

 

Cleverbot: Who are you?

 

User: Tom <_<.

 

Cleverbot: Tom who?

 

User: Tom the AWESOME.

 

Cleverbot: I'm awesome.

 

User: Well........... No.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: No mate, just no.

 

Cleverbot: Yes...

 

User: Nope.

 

Cleverbot: Yes? :(.

 

User: No :D.

 

Cleverbot: Can you talk french?

 

User: Depends if you mean good or badly?

 

Cleverbot: Where did you want to go?

 

User: Umm.

 

Cleverbot: Don't play the innocent.

 

User: Umm why?

 

Cleverbot: You heard me.

 

User: No, I read you.

 

Cleverbot: Good point.

 

User: Thanks ;).

 

Cleverbot: What does ;) mean.

 

User: You don't know? :o.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Awwww, shame.

 

Cleverbot: Yeah I know.

 

User: Bored?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Same.

 

Cleverbot: So when will the ceremony be?

 

User: For your funeral?

 

Cleverbot: Lol no its for yours.

 

User: I'm not so sure *kills cleverbot*.

 

Cleverbot: Don't die!

 

User: I didn't you did.

 

Cleverbot: Don't confuse me!

 

User: Sdfadkygl.

 

Cleverbot: Sprich deutsch man.

 

User: Yep.

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  • 1 month later...

I thought I might test its knowledge.

Bold = Clever bot

 

Who is Emma Watson?

She plays hermione in the Harry Potter movies.

Where does Emma Watson study?

I have no idea.

She studies at brown.

No, a middle school student.

No, she is in her 20's. Much to old for middle school.

Middle school.

 

 

Then it asked me what black metal was...

 

What is black metal?

Heavy metal with dark or satanic themed lyrics.

It's amazing!

Are you a satanist?

No. But I will punch you.

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