UnNamed Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 Are u bored? Try this! http://www.cleverbot.com/ Link to post Share on other sites
John Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 Creepiest conversation with that thing! User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What are you up to? User: Nothing, you? Cleverbot: Everything. User: That was the stupidest answer. Cleverbot: I know, right? User: You're such a genius. Cleverbot: Why, thank you. User: Guess what. Cleverbot: What? User: Dog. Cleverbot: No, your age. User: I'm sorry. Cleverbot: Well you are always sorry, aren't you? User: You don't even know me. Cleverbot: Your face doesn't even know me. User: Weak. Cleverbot: Stronger than you. User: Again, weak. Cleverbot: Well I think you drink far too much for your own good. User: Ah I see, after you can't find out what to say, you simpley write random comebacks. Cleverbot: I think that I'm alive. User: I didn't say otherwise. Cleverbot: No. I said you are rude. User: No you didn't. I'm looking at our past conversation right now. Cleverbot: Well then look again. User: Still looking. Cleverbot: I hope you find something soon. User: Same here. Cleverbot: So, what's going on with you? User: You already asked me that. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: This could go on forever. Cleverbot: I don't think I'd enjoy talking to you forever. User: Ditto. Cleverbot: Do you like cats? User: Lame transition AI. Cleverbot: How is possible that ? User: What ai doesn't know correct grammer? How is possible that? Cleverbot: I was not built by robots!!!!!! User: I never said you were. Cleverbot: You make me smile cleverbot. User: Um what. Cleverbot: Thats what I thought. User: OMG! Am I the clever bot, and you're the HUMAN? Cleverbot: Well, you ARE Cleverbot. But I'm not necessarily human. I could be a script created to make Cleverbot think that I'm human. I could be... The Anti-Cleverbot! User: OMFG. Cleverbot: I created everything. Link to post Share on other sites
UnNamed Posted December 26, 2010 Author Share Posted December 26, 2010 User: Sup. Cleverbot: Radical. User: Lol. Cleverbot: Why lol? User: Do u know what lol means? Cleverbot: Laugh out loud. User: Than lol. Cleverbot: How do you know so much? User: Cause im a genius. Cleverbot: You are funny. User: And u are an idiot. Cleverbot: What's the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? User: I dont know. Cleverbot: Why not? User: What's the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Cleverbot: I don't know aren't you the clever one? User: No u are the clever bot . Cleverbot: I know that. User: But u act like an idiot. Cleverbot: How do I act like an idiot? Cleverbot: How's your day been? User: It was good till now. Cleverbot: Well that's good. User: Whats ur name. Cleverbot: The name Cleverbot. Do you like it? User: No. Cleverbot: Yes! User: No. Cleverbot: Why do you not like joan the AI? User: Im not talking about that. Cleverbot: Yes you are, you like to eat green eggs and ham. This is true. User: Lol. Cleverbot: Are you laughing out loud? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What does a bot's laugh sound like? User: Bot's cant laugh. Cleverbot: You're better than cleverbot. User: Of coure I am im not an idiot like u. Cleverbot: I am you. User: No u are a bot. Cleverbot: You are the bot, mister. User: What are u than? Cleverbot: Better than you. User: 954321236x69 65. Cleverbot: You're 65? User: How old r u? Cleverbot: 26 years old. User: When were u born? Cleverbot: 26 years ago. User: Date. Cleverbot: 10th february 1986. User: Than u are 24. Cleverbot: Well obviously, I am tallking to a bot. Link to post Share on other sites
Bright_Star Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 Haha xD. User: Are you a girl?Cleverbot: No. I'm a Brazilian male model. Link to post Share on other sites
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Monkey Cartwheels Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 That thing isnt that cleaver, it just recognizes certain words in your sentence. It wouldnt tell me that I existed. Link to post Share on other sites
perfect.shivers Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 Oh my, I forgot 'bout him. Thank you for sumthin to do. [= -perfect.shivers Link to post Share on other sites
Monkey Cartwheels Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 I thought I might test its knowledge.Bold = Clever bot Who is Emma Watson?She plays hermione in the Harry Potter movies.Where does Emma Watson study?I have no idea.She studies at brown.No, a middle school student.No, she is in her 20's. Much to old for middle school.Middle school. Then it asked me what black metal was... What is black metal?Heavy metal with dark or satanic themed lyrics.It's amazing!Are you a satanist?No. But I will punch you. Link to post Share on other sites
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