Arie

I give you three guesses.

If I wanted to commit a murder, would you help me? At least with my alibi?

Indeed! I also have my laptop so we have an unlimited amount of viewing options! YAY US!

Wow, I never thought I would be held hostage by you in my own house. Good thing I thought to bring these marshmellows.... we are going to be here for a while.

No you are getting pieces all over by new sheets! Exactly how do you plan on getting out of this insane fortification?

Can you please lay off the wood and nails???

Knock yourself out Daxadoodle. I will gather all the blankets, pillows, and couch cushions from around my house.

When I'm home later

Oh you only wish you had a special pet name from me!!!! Oh wait......

Okay yes to the fort and idk how I feel about pet names for you in bed just yet...

I'll think about it and get back to you

But....but....dont you want to cone protect me??? Ill even let you have the bed this time!

Come protect me!!! Unless its you who did the crime, then stay away!

That's so mean! Side note, something just happened on my street and there are tons of police. I'm super freaked out. I have no idea what's going on.

In your dreams...... I decide the titles and the nicknames daxadoodle.

Yes I did! I had a wonderful first day too Professor Dax.

Back home

Well I am certainly not going to beg so HMPH! (Also sorry I was unavailable on your time of need!!!!!!)

*dont

So I dot get to talk to you in a more intimate way? POOPY!

Possibly daxadoodle, but I am in Israel till Sunday. Maybe next week. (This isn't talking?)

(Place lots of horrid crying here)

But I have a super strong, amazing guy named Dax to protect me!!!

Eh, they'll get over it.

I guess I have enough gold already so it all yours.