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They say most guy's sexual fantasy is to be involved in a threesome. I had a threesome recently but I didn't enjoy it, in fact halfway through I said "listen Rick, Jim. I am not enjoying this". I'm not very good at hide and seek I think you'll find. A badly timed high five is a real slap in the face. I've been called too vague by you know who...but you know the old saying... I hate indecisive people, well hate's a strong word. Where I was once opposed I am now in favour of fat people being buried together. The plot thickens!

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Have I already done my déjà vu joke?

Tell Mike Tyson he talks funny.

A jet flew a bit too close to my house last night. I walked from the kitchen to the living room and a stewardess told me to sit down.

I was going to join the debating team at university but someone talked me out of it. I woke up this morning and everything in my place had been stolen and replaced with an exact replica. I'll always remember my grandfather's last words, he said "a truck!".

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Ballerinas are always on their tip toes, why don't they just get taller women?

I'm hoping he tours around my way fairly soon. "The headmaster told me I had to go see the school psychologist and I said 'why do I have to see the school psychologist?' so he shows me the petition" "I thought I was being followed by a paid assassin but the guy's a volunteer"

Tim Vine fan?

Why can't fairies give blood? Not enough Haemogoblin. Some kids challenged me to a water fight recently but they were no match for me and my kettle! When I was ten, my family moved to Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them. You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back. Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the Devil. Other than that, though, it's been a good day. Well, my brother says "hello"! So, hooray for speech therapy. I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to

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