Perhaps she fell into their clutches on a UN mission or because they took exception to her comments about women's rights all over the world? I'd take it upon myself personally to seek her out and deliver her from a fate worse than death. As I'm cradle carrying the Hollywood princess away from danger, she'd look up at me with those big brown eyes and say "what could i ever do to repay you?"- and I'd reply with a comforting caress of her hair- "no problem babe, he for she remember?"