Tomâ„¢
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Charlie Brooker on how to report the news: Next a walky-talky preamble from the auteur, pacing steady towards the lens, punctuating every other sentence with a hand-gesture and ignoring all the pricks milling around him like he’s gliding through the fucking Matrix
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YAY! FUN!!!! WOOOOO, CAN'T BELIEVE IT I'M SO LUCKY!! (Walls all over the place
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:O YAY!!!!! I'M COMING OVER NOW!!......... (Thought you lived in France?....) OH YEAH USA!! LOVE YOU!! -
“Your beautiful password is dead. It was simply too complex and too damned exquisite to live in your humdrum world, your humdrum mind. Now you must face the ignominy of clicking the password reset button for the 58th time this year. And as you trudge dolefully toward your inbox, waiting for the help letter to arrive, the cruel laughter of His Computerised Majesty rings in your ears. You have failed, human. You have failed. â€
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'Proper work' usually involves performing a task you hate on behalf of people you'd gleefully club to death with a bull's knee if only it were legal to do so
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"Honestly had i taken this whole career thing seriously, I would have named it something else because it's the worst fucking band name in the world"  - Dave Grohl
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I won the under 16 category for a "Garden Wildlife" competition at a local garden centre, it's being displayed in there and will feature in a local newspaper!
Yep I shall tell lil miss lol. Everyone loves boom dance, and Jupiter eh? Loving the nerdyness! Thinking of you too Jenjen 
None of her friends seemed concerned at all, they're just like "Her phone is probably dead" which is pretty obvious, but doesn't explain why she isn't online
