Adebisi Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 People with imagination have an idea Join together to make a gift to their idol Before something is done, they are asking if the gift is accepted by said Idol Upon approval, a appointment will be arranged People with imagination travel to London Buying ingredients Baking a cake in a kitchen of a friend Driving to agreed meeting point spending 20 unforgettable minutes with their ​​idol Having an unforgettable memory Laughing about those who have not believed them.come on believer, ask Jo. I can imagine the answer and if she is clever(im sure she is) she never let Emma approach you in 5 km. I hope Jo never tell to Emma nothing about you or the creepy thing you do Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Carinthia Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 welp, lack of affordable resurrection makes me much less adventurous. btw, how will we make our idol agree to meeting with us? You say it right, Sacred, with US. It should be a group of 10-15 people, so no one (even our small-minded spanish friend) can have the imagination, that it is Jonny Carinthia alone who is planning such a thing. Of course Emma would never meet one fan alone without a reasonable background-story. But before anything "official" can be done, the group of fans must be found and presented.How to approach her, well, this is another question. You suggested to ask Jo (good idea), but Jonny is working on other ideas, too. I worked with a certain guy during my time at the bank, and this guy is now a very big player in the New York music-scene. I sent him a e-mail the other day. Let's see, what he will answer. Link to post Share on other sites
Sacred_Path Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Oh, Pietannia... Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Carinthia Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 (edited) Rule Pietannia, Pietannia rules the cake....... Edited April 11, 2013 by Jonny Carinthia Link to post Share on other sites
WHUFC Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Am I the only one here who actually lives relatively close to her? Ok I just noticed how this may work, We come together to make the cake, we realise that we are nothing like we imagined and we all hate each other.Make a half-assed cake that tastes like Hulk Hogans armpit hair.Emma obliges, meets all 20 of us.We meet, everyone is too beta to say anything, so we watch her eat the hulk hogan armpit hair cake in silence.She looks hilariously uncomfortable.Somebody films this, puts it on YouTube.We get universally hated.She feels slightly queasy, decides to press charges.We get imprisoned.Once again we get one banged and shanked like there's no tomorrow.DieGo to heavenAt the pearly gatesNo entrySad Link to post Share on other sites
Emma_Rules Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 i sure hope you don't actually know what hulk/hollywood hogan's armpit tastes like. lol Link to post Share on other sites
WHUFC Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 It's tastes like horse piss and dissappointment. Link to post Share on other sites
Emma_Rules Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 disappointment tastes like spoiled liver, actually. yuck! Link to post Share on other sites
WHUFC Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Why would you eat liver anyway? Link to post Share on other sites
Emma_Rules Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Why would you eat liver anyway? i don't....i have a lifetime gag-reflex to it because my Mom made us eat that sh*t when we were growing up. later, when i was about 10 i think, my parents got us (two brothers and a sister) a cat, he loved the hell out of some liver, and we would pretend to eat it at the table, but actually drop it on the floor under the table, and dang if Mr. Whiskers didn't wolf it all down!!! sometimes, we would sneak in the kitchen at night, and feed the raw liver from the fridge, straight to that darn cat. i think he preferred it raw, to the nasty cooked crap. Link to post Share on other sites
WHUFC Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Lets hope there isn't any liver in that cake of yours. Link to post Share on other sites
Sacred_Path Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 There will be no liver in this pie unless Emma demands it. OTOH a pie full of liver and red wine would be a very French thing to do. Vaguely reminds me of that one time where I threw up. Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Carinthia Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 We could also start with a warm, filled Baguette.... She said once, she would do everything for it...... Link to post Share on other sites
Sacred_Path Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 gurl r u a baguette, cuz damn you're well-bred. Link to post Share on other sites
Badab Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Why is a cake that bad or a baguette. Its something to eat. If she thinks it is poisoned one of us could eat the first bite.It´s not like we wanted her some ill. And i think Kill jong ill is better protected than her. And Emma_rules gave me another idea, hasen´t she a cat? If she not want it, maybe the cat will eat it. Link to post Share on other sites
Emma_Rules Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 maybe the cat will eat it. wut?! Link to post Share on other sites
WHUFC Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 maybe the cat will eat it.Are you high? Link to post Share on other sites
Badab Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 I have seen cat´s a lot of strange things. I never fed them something like that, but .... Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Carinthia Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 They way to the heart of a woman goes over her cat - or what?Miau! Link to post Share on other sites
Badab Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 No, just a thought. Then the cake would not be baked for nothing. We could fed it to Emma, because the cat would be hers. But i see, you don´t get the hint, so forget it. Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Carinthia Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 I think, if we feed the cat, whe would be blamed of cruelty against animals..... Link to post Share on other sites
Badab Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 HmmIn this society, hmm you may be right.I should geht my brain together and say better things than such bloody nonsense. Link to post Share on other sites
WHUFC Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Sweardown though, are you lot actually thinking I could be the one hosting this? Link to post Share on other sites
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