Emma's Slave Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Please. How can I contact Emma Watson and become friends with her? I don't want to get to know her because I'm obsessed with her because she's a celebrity or anything like that, but just because she looks like the most interesting girl one could ever meet. Link to post Share on other sites
Maestro Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Right...so that's why you've picked the name: Emma's Slave. Just to show her that you are totally not obsessed or anything. But seriously, if there was some kind of magic formula in how you could become friends with someone then I think that most of the forum members here would be friends with Emma right now. As this is not the case I'm afraid that your question will stay unanswered. Link to post Share on other sites
Sacred_Path Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Bake her a cake. Should she still refuse to notice you, you have delicious cake to drown your sorrow in. win/win Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Carinthia Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Bake her a cake. Should she still refuse to notice you, you have delicious cake to drown your sorrow in. win/win Any suggestion which sort of cake? But brilliant idea, really! Link to post Share on other sites
Sacred_Path Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Any suggestion which sort of cake? But brilliant idea, really! Nutella/ strawberry of course! Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Carinthia Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 (edited) @ Emma's slave: suggest that you creat a pic of her in your heart and keep it there. Do not try to meet the real one - you can and will be disappointed. Because she will never feel the same for you, definitly. Do you know the movie "Singing in the rain" and Lina LaMonte? Then you will know what I mean. Nutella/ strawberry of course! Well, it is really early morning. How could I forget that...... Edited November 22, 2012 by Jonny Carinthia Link to post Share on other sites
Monkey Cartwheels Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Go on national TV and proclaim your love for her. I done it back in ol' nineteen eleventy twelve and we've been married happily since then. STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE! Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Carinthia Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 and some people here call ME creepy....... Link to post Share on other sites
Elena Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Go on national TV and proclaim your love for her. I done it back in ol' nineteen eleventy twelve and we've been married happily since then. STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE! HUGE LOL Link to post Share on other sites
Sacred_Path Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 If I sent her a cake (if that's legal in the UK), would she eat it or would it look too suspicious? Serious question is serious. Link to post Share on other sites
Maestro Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 If I sent her a cake (if that's legal in the UK), would she eat it or would it look too suspicious? Serious question is serious. I think they would throw it away. Would you eat a random cake sent by someone you don't know? Link to post Share on other sites
Sacred_Path Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 I think they would throw it away. Would you eat a random cake sent by someone you don't know? Probably not. But since I'd send it to her fanmail address the cakes could be tasted by some unimportant PR person and then be forwarded to Emma. Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Carinthia Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 First of all you have to find out her adress; then you have to find out when she is staying there; and then you have to find a way that she actualky get the cake. I think in the meanwhile you have eaten the cake by yourself...... Link to post Share on other sites
ling Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 If I sent her a cake (if that's legal in the UK), would she eat it or would it look too suspicious? Serious question is serious. Maybe it's like with Halloween candy and she will eat it if it is very obviously sealed by the manufacturer. For this reason, you should send her Twinkies. /logic. Link to post Share on other sites
Sacred_Path Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Maybe it's like with Halloween candy and she will eat it if it is very obviously sealed by the manufacturer. For this reason, you should send her Twinkies. /logic. That's not satisfying though. I was looking to establish a real cake-eating bond between us. Link to post Share on other sites
130671 Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Please. How can I contact Emma Watson and become friends with her? I don't want to get to know her because I'm obsessed with her because she's a celebrity or anything like that, but just because she looks like the most interesting girl one could ever meet. Yeah and since we here are not really interested in her but have plenty of ppl around who have her number we tell just about everyone who asks about it....seriously slave, anyone who could answer your question is someone who does not need to spend time on a fansite cuz he knows the real thing. Link to post Share on other sites
ling Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 That's not satisfying though. I was looking to establish a real cake-eating bond between us. Maybe you could include a really nice handwritten note about how the cake is not poisoned and you just want to establish a friendship based on a mutual love of cake. Yeah and since we here are not really interested in her but have plenty of ppl around who have her number we tell just about everyone who asks about it....seriously slave, anyone who could answer your question is someone who does not need to spend time on a fansite cuz he knows the real thing. That's what they WANT you to think! Maybe someone here is just feeding everything said to Emma like "oh watch out for So-and-So" and stuff, or "lol This Person thinks they could be your friend lolol." And MAYBE that person is YOU! 'Fess up, man. You're a spy, aren't you? D: ... I suppose, Emma's Slave (which is not at all a strange name for someone to choose for a forum............)(are you only referred to as Emma's Slave or perhaps Emma's is your first name and Slave is just an unfortunate surname), the real answer to this could be... be a nice person who shares a common interest or activity with her, and then participate in said activity while you hold a conversation. And hope that both parties would like to form some kind of relationship based off that. I mean, that's how I've become friends with my friends. And I mean... hope she never finds out you think being called Emma's Slave is good start in your quest to befriend anyone named Emma. Link to post Share on other sites
Sacred_Path Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Maybe you could include a really nice handwritten note about how the cake is not poisoned and you just want to establish a friendship based on a mutual love of cake. I'm crazy enough to try that Link to post Share on other sites
130671 Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 That's what they WANT you to think! Maybe someone here is just feeding everything said to Emma like "oh watch out for So-and-So" and stuff, or "lol This Person thinks they could be your friend lolol." And MAYBE that person is YOU! 'Fess up, man. You're a spy, aren't you? D: Uhmmm....no, I'm not.I'm a psycho just like slave and carinthia, just with a little more restraint and self-reflection I guess.... Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Carinthia Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Well, the cake is out of the oven now, the strawberries and nutella are in the fridge, tomorrow morning I will complete the task. And then ???? Pic to follow...... Link to post Share on other sites
ling Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 1. Bake Cake2. Acquire Delicious Toppings3. ???4. Profit! Link to post Share on other sites
Little Dave Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 *walks into topic, sees instant crazed obsession phase....* *opens door and leaves topic* Link to post Share on other sites
Sacred_Path Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Well, the cake is out of the oven now, the strawberries and nutella are in the fridge, tomorrow morning I will complete the task. And then ???? Pic to follow...... I demand the cake equivalent of David Hasslehoff's burger video. It should then be sent to Emma with the caption "this is what happens when you ignore your fans" by Lonely_Fan Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Carinthia Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I demand the cake equivalent of David Hasslehoff's burger video. It should then be sent to Emma with the caption "this is what happens when you ignore your fans" by Lonely_Fan Is there a guarantee that she would recognise the video when browsing the thousands of messages she gets every day ????? I think not, so what..... Oh, my son ate the strawberries this morning with his musli; I woke up too late. At this time of the year strawberries are very rare in Austria; so the cake will have to wait..... Link to post Share on other sites
Sacred_Path Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Is there a guarantee that she would recognise the video when browsing the thousands of messages she gets every day ????? I think not, so what..... I'm confident a video of you crawling around on the floor naked, face smeared with cake will stand out among all the messages she gets. Link to post Share on other sites
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