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Right...so that's why you've picked the name: Emma's Slave. Just to show her that you are totally not obsessed or anything.

But seriously, if there was some kind of magic formula in how you could become friends with someone then I think that most of the forum members here would be friends with Emma right now. As this is not the case I'm afraid that your question will stay unanswered.
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@ Emma's slave: suggest that you creat a pic of her in your heart and keep it there. Do not try to meet the real one - you can and will be disappointed. Because she will never feel the same for you, definitly. Do you know the movie "Singing in the rain" and Lina LaMonte? Then you will know what I mean.


[quote name='Sacred_Path' timestamp='1353569020' post='209714']
Nutella/ strawberry of course!
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Well, it is really early morning. How could I forget that...... :sob: Edited by Jonny Carinthia
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[quote name='Monkey Cartwheels' timestamp='1353576499' post='209716']
Go on national TV and proclaim your love for her. I done it back in ol' nineteen eleventy twelve and we've been married happily since then.

[size="7"]STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE![/size]
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HUGE LOL :rofl:
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[quote name='Sacred_Path' timestamp='1353610606' post='209737']
If I sent her a cake (if that's legal in the UK), would she eat it or would it look too suspicious? Serious question is serious.
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I think they would throw it away. Would you eat a random cake sent by someone you don't know?
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[quote name='Maestro' timestamp='1353610914' post='209738']
I think they would throw it away. Would you eat a random cake sent by someone you don't know?
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Probably not.

But since I'd send it to her fanmail address the cakes could be tasted by some unimportant PR person and then be forwarded to Emma. :rolleye0012:
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[quote name='Sacred_Path' timestamp='1353610606' post='209737']
If I sent her a cake (if that's legal in the UK), would she eat it or would it look too suspicious? Serious question is serious.
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Maybe it's like with Halloween candy and she will eat it if it is very obviously sealed by the manufacturer. For this reason, you should send her Twinkies.

/logic.
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[quote name='ling' timestamp='1353611627' post='209741']
Maybe it's like with Halloween candy and she will eat it if it is very obviously sealed by the manufacturer. For this reason, you should send her Twinkies.

/logic.
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That's not satisfying though. I was looking to establish a real cake-eating bond between us.
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[quote name='Emma's Slave' timestamp='1353560828' post='209709']
Please. How can I contact Emma Watson and become friends with her? I don't want to get to know her because I'm obsessed with her because she's a celebrity or anything like that, but just because she looks like the most interesting girl one could ever meet.
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Yeah and since we here are not really interested in her but have plenty of ppl around who have her number we tell just about everyone who asks about it....seriously slave, anyone who could answer your question is someone who does not need to spend time on a fansite cuz he knows the real thing.
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[quote name='Sacred_Path' timestamp='1353614768' post='209743']
That's not satisfying though. I was looking to establish a real cake-eating bond between us.
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Maybe you could include a really nice handwritten note about how the cake is not poisoned and you just want to establish a friendship based on a mutual love of cake.


[quote name='130671' timestamp='1353614887' post='209744']
Yeah and since we here are not really interested in her but have plenty of ppl around who have her number we tell just about everyone who asks about it....seriously slave, anyone who could answer your question is someone who does not need to spend time on a fansite cuz he knows the real thing.
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That's what they WANT you to think! Maybe someone here is just feeding everything said to Emma like "oh watch out for So-and-So" and stuff, or "lol This Person thinks they could be your friend lolol." And MAYBE that person is YOU! :o 'Fess up, man. You're a spy, aren't you? D:

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I suppose, Emma's Slave (which is not at all a strange name for someone to choose for a forum............)(are you only referred to as Emma's Slave or perhaps Emma's is your first name and Slave is just an unfortunate surname), the real answer to this could be... be a nice person who shares a common interest or activity with her, and then participate in said activity while you hold a conversation. And hope that both parties would like to form some kind of relationship based off that. I mean, that's how I've become friends with my friends. And I mean... hope she never finds out you think being called Emma's Slave is good start in your quest to befriend anyone named Emma. :P
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[quote name='ling' timestamp='1353616364' post='209748']
Maybe you could include a really nice handwritten note about how the cake is not poisoned and you just want to establish a friendship based on a mutual love of cake.[/quote]

I'm crazy enough to try that
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[quote name='ling' timestamp='1353616364' post='209748']
That's what they WANT you to think! Maybe someone here is just feeding everything said to Emma like "oh watch out for So-and-So" and stuff, or "lol This Person thinks they could be your friend lolol." And MAYBE that person is YOU! :o 'Fess up, man. You're a spy, aren't you? D:

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Uhmmm....no, I'm not.
I'm a psycho just like slave and carinthia, just with a little more restraint and self-reflection I guess....
:ph34r: :yesyes:
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[quote name='Jonny Carinthia' timestamp='1353619646' post='209752']
Well, the cake is out of the oven now, the strawberries and nutella are in the fridge, tomorrow morning I will complete the task. And then ???? Pic to follow...... :)
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I demand the cake equivalent of David Hasslehoff's burger video.

It should then be sent to Emma with the caption "this is what happens when you ignore your fans" by Lonely_Fan
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[quote name='Sacred_Path' timestamp='1353684389' post='209790']
I demand the cake equivalent of David Hasslehoff's burger video.

It should then be sent to Emma with the caption "this is what happens when you ignore your fans" by Lonely_Fan
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:blink: Is there a guarantee that she would recognise the video when browsing the thousands of messages she gets every day ????? I think not, so what.....

Oh, my son ate the strawberries this morning with his musli; I woke up too late. At this time of the year strawberries are very rare in Austria; so the cake will have to wait.....
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[quote name='Jonny Carinthia' timestamp='1353689914' post='209791']
:blink: Is there a guarantee that she would recognise the video when browsing the thousands of messages she gets every day ????? I think not, so what.....[/quote]

I'm confident a video of you crawling around on the floor naked, face smeared with cake will stand out among all the messages she gets.
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