Damon: Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun? Damon: Vampires can't procreate... though we love to try. Damon: Stefan smiles. Alert the media! Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped! Caroline: You've gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't. Damon: I miss Anne Rice. She was so on it. Damon: Is it working? Being in her world? Does it make you feel alive? <3